Sunday, October 14, 2007

Introducing Franklin the Traveling Gnome

This is Franklin, my Traveling Gnome. I got him six years ago on eBay after I saw the movie 'Amelie'. Franklin is a Taurus, and in his spare time he likes to drink beer, work on his tan and cut down trees with his mighty axe. His turn-ons are boobies, sitting on the beach and people who give him candy. He hates metal detectors and people who have vanity license tags.

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